New Year, Same You

Hi! Wanted to let you know, you don’t have to radically change your life just because some Roman decided to make a calendar based on the moon and the tides and his sister’s period or whatever. You really don’t have to change. You can, and I totally support you (maybe just in spirit, I really don’t have the time), more »

Hey, Boys ;) Some Tinder Advice

I’m not normally into Gifs, but I like to imagine a young LiLo would’ve face palmed almost all of these common Tinder mistakes. Take these with a grain of salt*, I don’t know what every lady is into, but here is a list of my least favorite, yet most common, Tinder traits: “Love country music” This more »

Latest Obsession: Fruit Bats

Fruit Bats - Ruminant Band

There’s a chance I inherited obsessive compulsive disorder from my dad, who doesn’t know he has obsessive compulsive disorder. Keep in mind, I’m sort of like a hipster in the sense that I never catch on to trends until ten years after. Either way, here are my current obsessions: Ruminant Band by Fruit Bats (yeah, the whole album): more »

Mel Brooks | Lifetime Genius

today is a special day in the comedy world. today, mel brooks accepts the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award. basically, i’ve wanted to marry mel brooks since i was 8. what? you wanted to marry johnny depp when you were 8? fair enough. anyway, mel is amazing. tara and i often speak in movie quotes, and at the more »